With a goodnight phone call, you run the risk of either A) waking up a cranky person who cares more about sleep than talking to you, B) sitting through a long-winded conversation with an overly chatty girlfriend, or C) muttering things in a drunken stupor that, in all likelihood, you won’t remember in the morning. Texting goodnight, on the other hand, means no crankiness or chattiness, as well as written documentation for the morning after. But if you find yourself sending any of the following excessively sappy texts, you deserve to be hit over the head with your cell phone - repeatedly.
1. THE CLINGY TEXT:
UR the reason why I have sleepless nights,
Seriously, could you really not sleep if you didn’t send me a goodnight text? Do you really squeeze your pillow tightly, picturing it’s me, at night? Two words of advice: Let go.
2. THE OBNOXIOUS TEXT:
I know
Not only does this win the award for most uncreative text, but the texter actually hopes the noise will wake you up. This, I believe, is why they created the “alarm only” feature on your cell phone.
3. THE DORKY TEXT:
At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping, 2.3 Millions are falling in love, 4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my text....Good Night!
Any sentence that uses that many numbers should be reserved for science textbooks and tax forms. Plus, I won't even mention how many times you’d have to switch between “Abc” and “123” while typing that baby.
4. THE DOWNRIGHT CREEPY TEXT:
1 evening I will come 2
I don’t know about you, but the last time someone crawled into bed with me and put their lips close to my face, they wanted to do a bit more than shouting. I’d lock your door and bolt your windows.
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